Thursday, November 8, 2007

SUPPOSE your dogs had been behaving outrageously for the last week (approximately). While on walks, chasing after squirrels, cats, other dogs, dragging you behind. You may think I'm joking but I decided to use my body weight thrown on one to hold both back, which only resulted in me begin dragged through a construction zone bruising my hip, knee, and elbow. 160+ lbs of dog/wolf strength is no match for me. This is of course after the incident of leaping through the screen of the bay window. Suppose he's absolutely perfect at home, and has learned to heel, sit, stay, and lie down, it's just when he's out that he goes beserk. Suppose your spouse would not approve of neutering the (wolf-) dog but you do it anyway? Suppose you, knowing that despite the tendencies lately on walks, decide to follow Cesar's (Dog Whisperer, fantastic) advice, and get one weighted doggie backpack and walk them separately... blue or red backpack? I need a vote. Also need a vote on Kyle being allowed to EVER choose an animal for a pet again. PS They are good with children :) Really, my neices were just here.

Thanks for all the work getting this set up, 3!

1 comment:

Number 6 said...

Hello all, #6 here, being all tight and what not. I think that you should get a red backpack. That way when the dog builds up his muscles from the resistance you have added to his back, and becomes even stronger, you will be able to see flashes of red darting across the neighbors yards, from inside their homes, or where ever the crazy wolf decides to go. That is my vote. As for neutering, I have no clue, I would probably do it. I know I know, obviously you will have to keep them in the freezer for a few months so psycho can become one with nature, BUT just think if you don't. When the dog wants something, he will prob just got take it. I mean seriously, his next competiton is a house dog.
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